"I'M NEVER STUPID!"
Say what you hill billy crackhead? You've NEVER been stupid? Not even once. I beg your pardon but everyone has their stupid moments. YES! Every human being on this slowly deteriorating earth has that moment when they say "D'oh!" or "What was I thinking?" or "Why am I so stupid?!"
YES! It's a common thing, and if you've never felt it or never had it happen to you, then you need to rethink your whole being. ARE YOU REALLY HUMAN? I can say without a doubt that I AM HUMAN. Why? Because I have not only felt stupid ONCE in the past and never again but I have felt stupid in the past FOR MANY TIMES and it has just happened to me again.
Yes. I can be stupid.
And you can be too.
We are all stupid.
SOMETIMES
Now, I know some of you silly nillies are wondering why I'm ranting on and on about STUPIDITY and such. It's just me defending myself because, yes! I did just commit something so unlike me that I feel like I am stupid, yet again. I feel like I need to go back to the fourth grade to study division again because clearly I have been way too dependent on my calculator that I couldn't even get the value of 5 divided by 0.02. Clearly I was stupid this afternoon because instead of using this formula for time I used one for distance and thought it was for time.
STUPIDITY. Sheer stupidity. I am not immune to it, known fact. We can all be stupid, known fact. Why the hell was I being stupid, unknown fact. I wish I would just snap out of those moments sometimes and just keep a leveled head but yeah, maybe it's to keep our heads on earth. Way big heads can cause problems.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? Have you ever acted stupid? Have you ever regretted something? Ever wished you were as good as others? ;)